Did you hear about the clown..?
There was this little girl who went to her babysitter and told her that she couldn't sleep because the clown kept staring at her..
So the babysitter went to throw a blanket over the clown statue...
But later when she called the parents and said, "Oh, yeah, everything's going great. She just got a little scared of the clown statue." The parents said, "Clown statue..? Omg get out of the house."
So it turned out that the clown statue was a midget who'd just escaped from an insane asylum....he was dressed in a clown suit and I think he was in the asylum because he liked to molest little children or something like that...
so yeah, he'd just been standing there in the dark telling the little girl to come over...
*shudders* God I hate clowns...they're just reject comedians. =/
And NO I didn't make this up!! It was in the newspaper!! ...Really! What kind of freak do you think i am?! ....*cough*
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